Stop the American Missile Crisis…

Finally, new versions of the OG design are available at https://teespring.com/stores/fantastic-voyages-unlimited

 

Strategery…

Hold your girl close tonight. Sit quietly on the couch and watch The Mindy Project with her without complaining. Fake laugh at the jokes and smile when she comments on the outfits. When a commercial break comes on, squeeze her tighter and whisper in her ear…

“I want a Corvette.”