We Wear The Mask That Grins and Lies…

Being yourself is cool.
HOWEVER if you are lame at least pretend to be someone else while you are out.

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Office Stank Booty…

Open air office space is the worst. Someone in my area keeps farting and I cannot tell what direction it is coming from.
I have my headphones in often so I can’t hear it coming. My eyes start watering, then my throat starts burning and THEN I smell the madness.
It’s like mustard gas or Hiroshima…