Being yourself is cool.
HOWEVER if you are lame at least pretend to be someone else while you are out.

Open air office space is the worst. Someone in my area keeps farting and I cannot tell what direction it is coming from.
I have my headphones in often so I can’t hear it coming. My eyes start watering, then my throat starts burning and THEN I smell the madness.
It’s like mustard gas or Hiroshima…

Designers are people too!

Every time I pay my rent I think about moving home with my parents and commuting 3 hours to work.

(bonus points for exactly 20 words GETMONEY)