My friend Jonny is the wisest man I know.
…and I quote…
I am so over all this gun stuff.
Let people carry guns. Let their kids carry guns. Let their pets carry guns. Obama is a bad president.
Put crazy people on drugs so they always stay happy. Don’t let them have guns.
If you have a gun, shoot your gun. Shoot deer for fun. Don’t shoot people with your gun. If you have a gun you automatically will resolve and diffuse
terrorists situation, hostage situations, bank robberies, child pornography rings, used car salesmen, communism.
Never wear white underwear when you have diarrhea.