Toyota’s are amazing, but lets face it, sometimes you need that extra special badge to feel…extra special. A car doesn’t make a man, but it can give a leg up when dealing with shallow women and gold diggers. Tell a gold digger “I drive a Toyota.” and she will be on to her next victim before she even drinks enough of that glass of sparkling cider you bought her to lower her inhibitions. But with the //LRD badge she will know you probably might kind of have some money or maybe not. She will definitely know that her buns will be sticking to synthetic leather as her hands run over the simulated wood grain trim while you do top speed runs down the highway towards your loft style apartment in your parents basement.

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Logo and All Star Jersey Design for Delaware Valley Youth Federation Basketball League…