What if…

Politics has become somewhat of a circus. It is so stuffy, boring, and inefficient. But what if each politician had to dress up as an old school WWF character (not the World Wildlife Foundation, the World Wrasslin’ Federation)?

Not only would they have to dress up, but they would have to talk like all those crazy charactors like, JunkYard Dog, Hacksaw Jim Duggins, British Bulldog, Macho Man Randy Savage (R.I.P.) and Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

I would not only watch the news, I would enjoy it. I would even get that channel that streams coverage from the House of Reps or Congress or whatever it is.

I should be President.

JUNKYARD OBAMA

MITCH GOLDBERG

Mikey Dredd…

Civic Coupes ran things in the 1990’s in terms of modified cars. Then they went through a period of complete wackness. But well done cars are never played out, and I am seeing nice ones pop up again. My good friend Mike still has his sitting in his garage and has been itching to fix it up. Simple and tasteful is what he said he is going for. He asked me to do up a plan for him and this is what I came up with.