Category Archives: 20 words or less…
Opinions…
Opinions and advice are two different things. An inquiry for the former one does not imply the need for the latter.
20 or less…
When out of shower gel, use shampoo. The most important places to wash have hair, it makes complete sense.
20 or less…
Sorry but I had to…
2013…
…gonna get punched in the mouth.
Hard.
20 or Less…
Sit-ups are hard to do. They make me fart, then I sit up into the funk-cloud and lose my breath.
(this counts as 20 or less because funk-cloud is one word. Deal with it.)
I know…
…a little of everything, but I know everything about nothing.
No one knows more about nothing than I.
20 or less.
What causes jungle fever, and is it a terminal condidtion?
20 or less.
When friends call me 11am Tuesday asking me if I’m home I wonder where I went wrong in life.
20 or less.
It’s amazing how the sound of the front door shutting instantly lets you know you forgot your keys.
20 or Less.
I love food.
As a wealthy man my abode would be constructed of food and I would remodel daily.
