Once upon a time two people loved each other and ordered a baby from the stork. After months of waiting their child was delivered on Friday the 13th. He had pecs the size of watermelons. His hair was long and his care was short. He was cooler than everybody else, but not so cool that he was unapproachable. This child grew up and became a man. Instead of using his pecs for evil he used them for good. To build the coolest cars on the planet and help others do the same.
His name is Jonny and today is his berfday. Happy Friday the 13th J-Ru.